"I failed math that year; I had Mr. Hagerty. I told him if I had a gun I would shoot myself. I didn’t really mean it; I just wanted attention, but there’s no diagnosis for that is there? He had me looked at by the school psychologist. She made me take a psychological test, but me knowing exactly what they were looking for with all the past counseling I had, I passed the test, or at least I thought I did. " -Anonymous
From The Jimson Weed, one of the school publications.
Hat-tip to an unnamed MECC student. Good work.